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When a person accidentally shows their pubic hair and acts like it’s the best thing ever, even though it’s clearly the worst thing ever.
My mom walked into the room and saw my bare butt. She screamed and ran out like I was a monster.
My brother showed his junk to the teacher and said it was a surprise. It wasn’t. It was a disaster.
At the mall, I accidentally showed my crotch to a group of kids. Now they follow me around and laugh every time I walk.
by Slangipedia 6d ago
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A guy who treats you like a queen, but only if you let him. He’ll sweet-talk you, give you the best cuddles, and make you think you’re the best thing since sliced bread. But don’t get too confident, because he’s a little crazy.
He told me I was the love of his life. Then he kissed me in front of everyone at the party. I turned red.
He gave me the best cuddles ever and said I was his favorite person. I believed him. Then I saw his ex.
He told me we’d be together forever. Then he texted me 10 times a day. I got annoyed, but I still loved him.
by Slangipedia 6d ago
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A cocky guy from Toronto who thinks he’s the best thing since pizza. People call him a Stuart because he’s full of himself and acts like he owns the place.
He walked into the bar and said, ‘I’m the best at everything.’ The barkeep gave him a look and said, ‘Then prove it.’
At the gym, he flexed and said, ‘I’m the best here.’ Then he dropped a weight and got hit in the head.
He told his friend he was the best at video games. Then his friend beat him and said, ‘You’re not the best.’
by Slangipedia 6d ago
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When someone overuses a movie line or a dumb phrase so much it becomes useless. It’s like someone screaming the same thing over and over until you want to punch them.
My friend said, ‘May the Force be with you’ 20 times in a row. It stopped being cool and became annoying.
He kept saying ‘I’m going to make you my queen’ like it was from a movie. It was weird and kind of creepy.
She said ‘I’m the best’ every time she won a game. It got annoying after the third time.
by Slangipedia 6d ago
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A guy who’s so hot he can make any woman swoon. He knows exactly what to say and do to get what he wants. And if he’s not charming you, he’s probably trying to grab you.
He walked into the room and said, ‘Hey, baby.’ I instantly fell for him. Then he grabbed my arm and said, ‘Don’t go anywhere.’
He smiled at me and said, ‘You’re my favorite.’ Then he pulled me into a hug and started feeling me up.
He told me I was beautiful. Then he said, ‘I’m going to make you my queen.’ I believed him. Then I saw his ex.
by Slangipedia 6d ago
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A giant hairy monster from Tibet that eats kids and lives in caves. They’re super mean and only like Pukka Pies and Bacardi rum.
I was climbing the mountain and saw a Stuart eating a kid. It was terrifying.
A group of hikers ran away from a Stuart who was holding a kid in his arms. It was gross.
The UN dropped Pukka Pies near the cave and said it was to keep the Stuarts happy. I don’t know if it worked.
by Slangipedia 6d ago
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