a stoner
A stoner is a lazy, chill person who smokes weed and thinks they're the king of the world. They wear shirts that say ‘I ❤️ weed’ and have zero idea how to do laundry.
I'm the king of the world. I just smoked a bowl and now I’m king.
I wore the same shirt for three days. It's a badge of honor.
I don't know how to do laundry. I just throw my clothes in the floor.