A Steven Segal
A Steven Segal is someone who thinks their face is a masterpiece, and they’ll keep it on display for the rest of their life, no questions asked.
He’s been smiling the same way since 1993 and shows no signs of stopping.
She’s been frowning since her first breakup, and it’s now a full-time job.
That guy hasn’t blinked in three years, he’s a Steven Segal.