a standstill
A standstill is when you’re having sex and the guy yells, 'Don’t move!' but then he cums anyway. It’s like he’s too proud to admit he’s bad at it.
My friend’s date. He screamed 'Don’t move!' then came like a baby.
My brother at a party. He told his girlfriend not to move and then exploded like a firework.
My uncle at the family dinner. He told my aunt not to move and then cums like he’s in a race.