a standstill

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A standstill is a person who’s too lazy to talk and too scared to leave a group. They stand there like a statue, hoping no one will notice they’re a waste of space.
My cousin at the family reunion. He stood there like a ghost for three hours.
The kid in homeroom who never says a word. He’s like a ghost with no personality.
My neighbor’s dog. It stands in the middle of the street like it owns the place.
by Slangipedia 1mo ago
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A standstill is a turtle that’s too cool for school and only comes out when no one’s watching. It’s like it’s judging you for being loud.
That turtle in the middle of the desert. It’s like it’s saying, 'I see you.'
My little brother’s pet turtle. It only comes out when he’s not around.
The turtle at the zoo. It’s like it’s tired of people staring.
by Slangipedia 1mo ago
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A standstill is when you’re having sex and the guy yells, 'Don’t move!' but then he cums anyway. It’s like he’s too proud to admit he’s bad at it.
My friend’s date. He screamed 'Don’t move!' then came like a baby.
My brother at a party. He told his girlfriend not to move and then exploded like a firework.
My uncle at the family dinner. He told my aunt not to move and then cums like he’s in a race.
by Slangipedia 1mo ago
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