A Standing Ovation
You finish a wild sex session and give yourself a standing clap because your penis is still hard and you're too proud to let it go soft.
After blowjob number five, I stood up and clapped for my still-hard cock like it just won the Super Bowl.
I gave myself a standing ovation after I finished eating my lover's face like it was a taco.
My penis was still hard after a three-hour session, so I stood up and clapped for it like it was the best actor at the Oscars.