A Standing Ovation

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You finish a wild sex session and give yourself a standing clap because your penis is still hard and you're too proud to let it go soft.
After blowjob number five, I stood up and clapped for my still-hard cock like it just won the Super Bowl.
I gave myself a standing ovation after I finished eating my lover's face like it was a taco.
My penis was still hard after a three-hour session, so I stood up and clapped for it like it was the best actor at the Oscars.
by Slangipedia 16d ago
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A crowd gets up and gives someone loud, long claps because they did something so awesome it made everyone go nuts.
The crowd stood up and clapped for the guy who just broke the world record for eating hot dogs.
The concert ended with a standing ovation because the singer just did a backflip and belted a high note.
After the kid nailed the final question on Jeopardy, the audience stood up and clapped like they just won a million dollars.
by Slangipedia 16d ago
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You got such a good clap that your legs are too wobbly to sit down, and you’re stuck standing like a confused chicken.
I got 'the clap' so hard, I stood up and couldn’t sit down for two hours.
That clap was so good, I was wobbling like a drunk flamingo and couldn’t sit down.
The clap was so good, my legs were shaking like a nervous dog, and I couldn’t sit down.
by Slangipedia 16d ago
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A big hard-on so big it could knock out a whole football team.
His boner was so huge, it looked like it could punch out a whole group of guys.
He had a boner so big, it looked like it could take down a bear.
That boner was so big, it looked like it could beat up a whole band of pirates.
by Slangipedia 16d ago
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A man gets a huge boner the second he sees a hot girl walking by, like he just got a free pizza.
He saw a hot girl walking by and got a boner so big, it looked like it just won the lottery.
The second that hot girl walked in, his boner went up like a rocket.
He saw a hot girl and got a boner so big, it looked like it had just been fed a whole pizza.
by Slangipedia 16d ago
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A guy has sex with a girl while standing up, shoving his junk in her butt, finger-fucking her, squeezing her tits, and making out like they were both drunk and high.
He stood up and had sex with her, putting his junk in her butt and finger-fucking like he was a pro.
He was standing up, finger-fucking her, squeezing her boobs, and making out like they were both on drugs.
He had sex with her standing up, putting his junk in her butt, finger-fucking, and making out like it was their first date.
by Slangipedia 16d ago
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You take such a big shit that it comes out of the toilet like a rocket, sticking up above the water.
That shit was so big, it came out of the toilet like a rocket and stuck up above the water.
I took a shit so big, it looked like it was launching a spaceship from the toilet.
The shit was so huge, it came out of the toilet and stuck up like a flagpole.
by Slangipedia 16d ago
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