a standing 8 count
When you clean your butt while standing up because your butt is so smelly and you’re too lazy to sit down.
I stood up in the middle of the bathroom and wiped my butt like I was doing a dance.
He was wiping his butt while yelling at the microwave like it had wronged him.
She stood there, wiping like she was trying to beat the world record for butt cleaning.