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When you're in the middle of getting laid and the girl flips out and starts smacking her own face with her fist like she’s trying to kill a spider on her head.
My girlfriend turned into a wild animal during sex. I didn’t know if I was getting laid or getting attacked.
He was doing great until she started hitting herself like she was mad at the universe.
I was halfway through my second beer when she started whacking herself like she was in a fight.
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When you clean your butt while standing up because your butt is so smelly and you’re too lazy to sit down.
I stood up in the middle of the bathroom and wiped my butt like I was doing a dance.
He was wiping his butt while yelling at the microwave like it had wronged him.
She stood there, wiping like she was trying to beat the world record for butt cleaning.
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