A Special Jamaican Waking
A Jamaican man walks in like he owns the place, puts his penis on your cheek, and when you wake up, he’s spewing cum like it’s a lava flow.
He came in like he was the boss, and I woke up with his cum all over my face.
I was sleeping like a baby, and he turned my room into a cum bath.
He said 'I’m giving you a special Jamaican greeting,' and I said 'I’d rather get a ticket to the Bahamas.'