A Special Jamaican Waking

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A Jamaican man crashes into your house like a drunk donkey, shoves his weenie in your face, and when you finally open your eyes, he’s shooting cum in your mouth like it’s a fire hydrant.
He came in through the window like a ninja, and I woke up with his meat in my ear and his cum in my mouth.
I thought it was a robbery, but it turned out to be a special kind of morning surprise.
He called it 'Jamaican magic' and I called it 'a curse I never wanted.'
by Slangipedia 16d ago
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You wake up to a Jamaican guy in your house, his junk in your face, and he goes full on ejaculation like it’s a concert.
He woke me up with his junk on my face and a cumshot that could wake the dead.
I thought I was dreaming, but it was real and it was him.
He said it was 'a special kind of love' and I said it was 'a special kind of nightmare.'
by Slangipedia 16d ago
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A Jamaican man walks in like he owns the place, puts his penis on your cheek, and when you wake up, he’s spewing cum like it’s a lava flow.
He came in like he was the boss, and I woke up with his cum all over my face.
I was sleeping like a baby, and he turned my room into a cum bath.
He said 'I’m giving you a special Jamaican greeting,' and I said 'I’d rather get a ticket to the Bahamas.'
by Slangipedia 16d ago
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