A shit and run
When you take a shit in a different department’s bathroom at work and then run out like you just saw a ghost.
He took a shit in the accounting department’s bathroom and ran like he just saw a ghost.
She took a shit in the marketing department’s bathroom and ran like she was being chased by a monster.
He took a shit in the HR department’s bathroom and ran like he was being chased by a giant, smelly, angry squirrel.