A shit and run

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When someone takes a dump and clogs the toilet like a fat kid on a sugar rush and then runs away like they just stole the last piece of pizza.
My cousin took a shit and ran out of the bathroom before the toilet even stopped gurgling.
At the mall, a guy did a shit and run and left the toilet like a warzone.
My neighbor took a shit in my toilet and ran like he was being chased by a rabid raccoon.
by Slangipedia 15d ago
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When you let your dog poop on the sidewalk and then run away like you’re being chased by a giant squirrel with a spatula.
My dog pooped on the sidewalk and I ran away like I was being chased by a giant squirrel with a spatula.
My friend let his dog poop on the park bench and then ran away like he was being chased by a monster.
My dog pooped on the neighbor’s lawn and I ran like I was in a race with a flamingo.
by Slangipedia 15d ago
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When you take a shit so fast it’s like you’re doing a 100-meter dash, and then you leave before the toilet even knows what hit it.
He took a shit and ran like he was running from the devil.
She took a shit and ran out like she just saw a ghost.
He took a shit and ran like he was being chased by a hungry bear.
by Slangipedia 15d ago
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When you take a giant, stinky dump in someone else’s bathroom and then leave like you just robbed a bank.
He took a giant dump in the airport bathroom and then ran like he was running from the cops.
She took a dump in my bathroom and then ran like she was running from a monster.
He took a dump in the library and ran like he was running from a dragon.
by Slangipedia 15d ago
5
When you sit in a taxi and take a shit on the driver like it’s a surprise party, and then you jump out and run like you’re being chased by a flamingo.
He took a shit in the taxi and ran out like he was being chased by a flamingo.
She took a shit in the taxi and ran like she was being chased by a monster.
He took a shit in the taxi and ran like he was being chased by a giant squirrel with a spatula.
by Slangipedia 15d ago
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When you take a quick dump and then run out like you were being chased by a giant, smelly, angry squirrel.
He took a quick dump and ran out like he was being chased by a giant, smelly, angry squirrel.
She took a quick dump and ran like she was being chased by a giant, smelly, angry squirrel.
He took a quick dump and ran out like he was being chased by a giant, smelly, angry squirrel.
by Slangipedia 15d ago
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When you take a shit in a different department’s bathroom at work and then run out like you just saw a ghost.
He took a shit in the accounting department’s bathroom and ran like he just saw a ghost.
She took a shit in the marketing department’s bathroom and ran like she was being chased by a monster.
He took a shit in the HR department’s bathroom and ran like he was being chased by a giant, smelly, angry squirrel.
by Slangipedia 15d ago
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