A shit and run
When you sit in a taxi and take a shit on the driver like it’s a surprise party, and then you jump out and run like you’re being chased by a flamingo.
He took a shit in the taxi and ran out like he was being chased by a flamingo.
She took a shit in the taxi and ran like she was being chased by a monster.
He took a shit in the taxi and ran like he was being chased by a giant squirrel with a spatula.