A scroller
A scroller is someone who scrolls like it’s a religion. They never like anything. They never comment. They just sit there, scrolling like a brain-dead cyborg with no soul.
I saw him scroll through 100 posts without liking one. He’s a scroller. And I’m not impressed.
He scrolls like it’s a holy duty. I swear he’s got a scroll bar tattooed on his arm.
He scrolls through every post like it’s a life-or-death situation. I just don’t get it.