A scroller

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A scroller is someone who’s been to the ER so much, they’ve got a scroll bar just to keep track of all their stupid visits. They’re not customers, they’re pests who think they’re entitled to free medicine.
@ERwhore: Just got my 12th ER visit this month. I’m gonna need a scroll bar just to count them all.
My doctor says I’m a scroller. I say he’s just jealous I don’t pay him in pizza.
ER visit #15: I’m not a frequent flyer. I’m a scroller. And I’m not done yet.
by Slangipedia 16d ago
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A scroller is someone who can’t stop staring at their phone like it’s the last piece of pizza on the table. They don’t look you in the eye. They don’t talk. They just scroll and drool like a brain-dead zonk.
My friend scrolls so much, he’s got a face like a zonk. I can’t even talk to him.
I tried to say hi to him, but he was too busy scrolling through TikTok to notice me.
He scrolls through Facebook like it’s the last meal on Earth. I swear he’s got a brain made of glue.
by Slangipedia 16d ago
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A scroller is a text so long and full of nonsense that you’re forced to swipe up like it’s a damn treasure map. It should’ve been an email. Or a phone call. Or a scream into the void.
This text is longer than my ex’s goodbye speech. I had to swipe up three times just to read it.
I got a text so long, I thought it was a novel. I’m still swiping up.
That text was so long, I thought my phone was gonna die from the swiping.
by Slangipedia 16d ago
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A scroller is someone who scrolls like it’s a religion. They never like anything. They never comment. They just sit there, scrolling like a brain-dead cyborg with no soul.
I saw him scroll through 100 posts without liking one. He’s a scroller. And I’m not impressed.
He scrolls like it’s a holy duty. I swear he’s got a scroll bar tattooed on his arm.
He scrolls through every post like it’s a life-or-death situation. I just don’t get it.
by Slangipedia 16d ago
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A scroller is some piece of code that makes words move like they’re on a treadmill. It’s just a fancy way of saying the text is moving. And it’s annoying as hell.
That intro with the moving text was worse than my math test. I didn’t even need a scroll bar for that.
I watched a whole demo just to see the words move like they were on a treadmill. It was torture.
That scroll bar was more annoying than my mom’s voice when she’s mad.
by Slangipedia 16d ago
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Scrollers Knee is that red, sore spot above your knee from resting your elbow on it while taking a dump and scrolling on your phone like your life depends on it. It’s not a disease. It’s a punishment.
I got Scrollers Knee from scrolling through Instagram while taking a dump. It’s like my knee got a burn from the phone.
My Scrollers Knee is so bad, I can’t even sit down without pain. I blame my phone.
I got Scrollers Knee from scrolling through TikTok like it was my job. I’m gonna need a doctor for that.
by Slangipedia 16d ago
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A scroller is a video game where you run side to side like a chicken with no head. You jump, you dodge, you swipe up. It’s just a fancy way of saying you’re running in a 2D world and it’s annoying.
That scroller game is like running on a treadmill with no end. I’m still running.
I played scroller for hours. My legs are sore like I ran a marathon. I swear it was a marathon.
That scroller game had me jumping like I was in a zombie apocalypse. I just wanted to swipe up and be done with it.
by Slangipedia 16d ago
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