A Screaming Chewbacca Fart
A fart that makes you feel like you’re about to die, but you still hold it in because you’re too proud to let it out. It’s like you’re in a battle with your own guts.
I held it in so long, my guts were in a full-blown mutiny.
That fart was so bad, my dog tried to attack me.
I waited for that fart like it was the final exam of my life.