A Screaming Chewbacca Fart

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A fart so loud it could wake the dead and make your neighbor’s dog cry. You wait forever for it, hold it in like you’re in a war zone, and when it finally comes, it’s like a cannon fired right next to your colon.
I waited 20 minutes for that fart. It was like a war broke out in my pants.
My roommate’s fart woke up the whole block. I think the fire department got a call.
That fart was so loud, my dog ran out of the house like it was on fire.
by Slangipedia 16d ago
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A fart that makes you feel like you’re about to die, but you still hold it in because you’re too proud to let it out. It’s like you’re in a battle with your own guts.
I held it in so long, my guts were in a full-blown mutiny.
That fart was so bad, my dog tried to attack me.
I waited for that fart like it was the final exam of my life.
by Slangipedia 16d ago
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A fart so strong, it smells like your uncle’s gym sock after a 3-day camping trip. You wait for it like it’s the last piece of pizza at a party.
That fart smelled like my uncle’s sock after a week in the woods.
I waited for that fart like it was the last slice of pizza.
That fart was so bad, I think my dog got a headache.
by Slangipedia 16d ago
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