A Schlatt
A schlatt is a guy who is so gay, he’s the sexiest man alive with a cock so big, it’s like having a whole buffet.
That schlatt is so gay, his cock is like a buffet, and everyone wants a piece of it.
He’s the sexiest man alive, and his balls are like big buns.
That schlatt has mutton chops so sexy, they should be in a commercial.