A Schlatt

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A schlatt is a broke ass fool who still manages to keep their head above water even though they're drowning in debt.

I’m a schlatt, I owe money to three different loan sharks and still manage to eat tacos for breakfast.

My mom says I’m a schlatt because I’m broke but still got a fancy car.

That guy is a schlatt, he's got $5 in his pocket and a $5000 bill on his desk.

A schlatt is a rich guy who doesn’t give a damn about the poor and thinks they're just there to serve him.

That schlatt thinks the poor are just there to mop his floors and eat his leftovers.

My boss is a schlatt, he doesn’t give a damn about us and still makes six figures.

That schlatt doesn’t even know what a paycheck is.

A schlatt is a total boss who made crypto and made walking a thing, and he was in that band called Big Time Rush and they called him Logan.

That schlatt invented crypto, walking, and was in Big Time Rush. He’s a total boss.

Logan is a schlatt, he’s got a degree in crypto and walking, and he’s got a band.

That schlatt is so rich he could walk to Mars and still make money.

A gayschlatt is a schlatt who is gay, and it’s the best thing that ever happened to them.

That gayschlatt is so gay, he walks into a bar and everyone’s like, 'Hey, Logan.'

He’s a gayschlatt and he’s got more gay friends than I’ve ever seen in my life.

That gayschlatt is so gay, he even invented walking in rainbow colors.

A violently American schlatt is someone who loves America so much they would fight for it with their bare hands.

That violently American schlatt would fight for America even if it meant getting punched by a squirrel.

That violently American schlatt says, 'I love America more than my mom.'

That violently American schlatt would die for America and still say it was worth it.

A schlatt is a guy who is so gay, he’s the sexiest man alive with a cock so big, it’s like having a whole buffet.

That schlatt is so gay, his cock is like a buffet, and everyone wants a piece of it.

He’s the sexiest man alive, and his balls are like big buns.

That schlatt has mutton chops so sexy, they should be in a commercial.

A schlatt is a guy who yells dumb ass things on Xbox Live like 'I fucked your mom kid.'

That schlatt yells 'I fucked your mom kid' like it's the best thing ever.

He’s a schlatt and he yells that dumb ass line every time he plays Call of Duty.

That schlatt yells dumb stuff on Xbox and thinks it's cool.