A Savnik
A Savnik is a man who looks like he slept in a cheese factory and cried in a dumpster. He’s been rejected by everyone except his mom and his couch.
He sent a DM to his ex: 'I still love you, and I still love my meat.'
He tried to sing at a karaoke bar and the mic fell off.
He cried in a taco truck and got free tacos.