A Savnik

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A Savnik is a guy who looks like he got hit by a donut truck and then sat in a garbage can. He failed at love once and has been eating and crying ever since.

He texted his ex: 'I miss you and my meatloaf.'

He tried to propose to a pizza box and got rejected.

He screamed into a toilet and the neighbors called the cops.

by Slangipedia 16d ago

A Savnik is like a human trash can who also failed at being cool. He had one bad relationship and now lives in a world of cheese breath and regret.

He posted on Facebook: 'My life is over. I ate a whole cake for breakfast.'

He tried to flirt with a dog and got chased by a cat.

He cried in a soup commercial and it went viral.

by Slangipedia 16d ago

A Savnik is a man who looks like he slept in a cheese factory and cried in a dumpster. He’s been rejected by everyone except his mom and his couch.

He sent a DM to his ex: 'I still love you, and I still love my meat.'

He tried to sing at a karaoke bar and the mic fell off.

He cried in a taco truck and got free tacos.

by Slangipedia 16d ago