A Sanford Moment
A Sanford Moment is when you start crying like a baby, stuttering like a drunk parrot, and people laugh at you like you're a joke.
"I’m not crying, I’m just…", said by a man who’s sobbing in the breakroom.
"I’m not stuttering, I’m just…", said by a man who’s trying to explain why he quit his job.
"I’m not blubbering, I’m just…", said by a man who’s on the verge of a breakdown.