A Sanford Moment

"I quit! I quit!", said by a man who just got yelled at by his boss for eating a muffin at 3 p. m.

"Why did I sign up for this?", said by a man who just got told he has to work weekends.

"I’m going to find a new job and I’m going to find it in a different state.", said by a man who just got told he has to work weekends.

"I’m not crying, I’m just…", said by a man who’s sobbing in the breakroom.

"I’m not stuttering, I’m just…", said by a man who’s trying to explain why he quit his job.

"I’m not blubbering, I’m just…", said by a man who’s on the verge of a breakdown.

"I’m not embarrassing myself, I’m just…", said by a man who just walked into the wrong meeting wearing pajamas.

"I’m not making a fool of myself, I’m just…", said by a man who just yelled at a coworker in front of the entire office.

"I’m not being mocked, I’m just…", said by a man who just got asked why he’s wearing a hat to work on a Tuesday.

"I’m not failing at life, I’m just…", said by a man who just got fired.

"I’m not living in a sad state, I’m just…", said by a man who just got told he has to work weekends.

"I’m not in a bad spot, I’m just…", said by a man who just got yelled at for eating a muffin at 3 p. m.

"I’m not chasing fantasy, I’m just…", said by a man who just started dating his coworker.

"I’m not escaping my problems, I’m just…", said by a man who just quit his job to be with his soulmate.

"I’m not risking my career, I’m just…", said by a man who just got fired for dating his coworker.