A Rusty Spoon
When you haven’t had sex in so long, you don’t know how to have it anymore and it’s like you’re trying to speak a language you forgot.
I haven’t had sex in years. Now it’s like I’m trying to speak French.
My rusty spoon skills are bad. I think I just forgot how to do it.
I tried to have sex and it was like I was trying to do a dance I didn’t know.