a rodney
A Rodney is a hot-headed guy who’ll punch you in the face if you say one wrong thing. But deep down, he’s a softie who cries when his mom sends him a text.
Rodney yelled at me for spilling coffee on his shirt. Then he cried when his mom texted him a picture of his childhood dog.
He threatened to kick my ass if I didn’t stop talking during his favorite show.
He fights like a beast, but he’ll cry over a broken pencil.