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A Rodney is when you shave your head so bald it looks like a Nazi gave you a bad haircut and then took a hammer to your skull.
My cousin shaved his head and now he looks like a bald eagle with a grudge.
Rodney walked in and said, 'I’m a Nazi now, deal with it.'
He tried to be a tough guy, but his head looked like a cheese grater.
by Slangipedia 6d ago
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A Rodney is a hot-headed guy who’ll punch you in the face if you say one wrong thing. But deep down, he’s a softie who cries when his mom sends him a text.
Rodney yelled at me for spilling coffee on his shirt. Then he cried when his mom texted him a picture of his childhood dog.
He threatened to kick my ass if I didn’t stop talking during his favorite show.
He fights like a beast, but he’ll cry over a broken pencil.
by Slangipedia 6d ago
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A Rodney is a man who will walk through fire to save his girl. He’s the kind of guy who’ll break your nose if you try to steal her.
Rodney ran into a burning building to save his girlfriend. Then he broke my nose for taking her picture.
He tackled a guy just for looking at his girl the wrong way.
He moved mountains for his girl, and I saw him punch a wall because his girlfriend got a bad grade.
by Slangipedia 6d ago
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Yo, I’m Rodney, or RodKingX if you want to be fancy. You are the best thing that ever happened to this world. Don’t let anyone tell you otherwise. Stay cool, or I’ll beat you up.
Rodney DM’d me and said, 'You are the best. Stay cool, or I’ll beat you up.'
He texted me, 'RodKingX is real, and you are my favorite person.'
He sent me a tweet: 'RodKingX is here, and you are the best.'
by Slangipedia 6d ago
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A Rodney is the first love of your life. The kind of person who makes your heart go boom and never lets you forget it.
Rodney was my first love, and my heart still remembers him like yesterday.
He was the first guy who made me feel special and still does.
I still think about him every time I see a guy with a smile like his.
by Slangipedia 6d ago
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A Rodney is the best person on the planet. He’ll defend you when you’re weak and give you gifts like they’re going out of style.
Rodney gave me a gift when I was crying over my failed math test.
He stood up for me when no one else would.
He’s the kind of person who gives you gifts and doesn’t even ask for anything back.
by Slangipedia 6d ago
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A Rodney is a smart, funny, and loyal guy who can be quiet or loud, depending on the day. He’ll pick his girl like she’s the only one on Earth.
Rodney was the quiet type, but he could be loud when he wanted to be.
He picked me out of a crowd like I was the only girl in the world.
He’s smart enough to be a CEO and funny enough to make me laugh every day.
by Slangipedia 6d ago
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