a roberts
Robert is a weirdo who sometimes bullies you. Sometimes he’s your best friend. Sometimes he just needs milk and will leave you texting yourself.
Robert bullied me in class. Then he texted me, 'I’m your best friend. I swear.'
Robert needed milk and left me texting myself. 'I’ll reply later, I promise.'
Robert watched a video of a cat falling off a cliff and texted me, 'That was the best video ever.'