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A Roberts is a god among humans. They never lose. If they don’t get their way, they’ll throw a tantrum and demand everyone else to feel bad about themselves. Ben Roberts is the prime example of this god complex.
Ben Roberts got benched for not winning the game. He texted me, 'This is the worst day of my life.'
Ben Roberts failed a math test and cried in the hallway. 'I am not a Roberts anymore.'
Ben Roberts was asked to leave the club because he wouldn’t stop talking about himself.
by Slangipedia 6d ago
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Robertism is a religion that worships Robert Pattinson. Join the cult, and you’ll spend your life talking about how hot he is and how he could be your boyfriend if he wanted.
I joined Robertism and now I text my crush every day about how Robert Pattinson is better than him.
My teacher made us do a project on Robert Pattinson. I got an A for crying about it.
My mom says I’m going to heaven if I keep talking about Robert Pattinson.
by Slangipedia 6d ago
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Robert is a man who thinks he’s the best at everything. He’s been everywhere and done everything. He’s also been fired from three jobs and still thinks he’s the best at everything.
Robert texted me, 'I’ve been to the moon. I’m the best at everything. You’re not even close.'
Robert told his boss he was going to quit. He got fired. Then he texted me, 'I’m the best at everything.'
Robert tried to be a waiter and failed. He still thinks he’s the best at everything.
by Slangipedia 6d ago
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Robert is a man who’s got the ladies. He’s got the brains. He’s got the strength. He’s like a robot that also knows how to flirt.
Robert flirts with my sister and she falls for him. He’s like a robot who also knows how to flirt.
Robert got me out of a situation by pretending to be a superhero. He’s like a robot with a cape.
Robert texted me, 'I am the strongest man in the world. You’re not even close.'
by Slangipedia 6d ago
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Robert is a weirdo who sometimes bullies you. Sometimes he’s your best friend. Sometimes he just needs milk and will leave you texting yourself.
Robert bullied me in class. Then he texted me, 'I’m your best friend. I swear.'
Robert needed milk and left me texting myself. 'I’ll reply later, I promise.'
Robert watched a video of a cat falling off a cliff and texted me, 'That was the best video ever.'
by Slangipedia 6d ago
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A Roberts is a man who thinks he’s the best at everything. He’s got a huge ego and a body that looks like it could beat up a whole gym.
Ben Roberts said, 'I am the best at everything. You’re not even close.'
Ben Roberts got into a fight with a gym. He won. Then he texted me, 'I am the best at everything.'
Ben Roberts has a body that could beat up a whole gym. He also thinks he’s the best at everything.
by Slangipedia 6d ago
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A Roberts is a man who looks like he could take on the world. He’s got a big dick and the ladies love him. The guys want to be him.
Ben Roberts walks in and all the girls look at him. He’s like a god with a big dick.
Ben Roberts got a girl to like him by just looking at her. He’s the best at everything.
Ben Roberts told me, 'I could take on the whole world. I’ve got a big dick.'
by Slangipedia 6d ago
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