a river in egypt - A stupid lie people tell when they’re too dumb to accept the

A stupid lie people tell when they’re too dumb to accept the truth. It’s like saying the Nile is a river in Egypt, and you’re too thick to notice.

My brother said, 'Denial is a river in Egypt, and I’m the only one who knows how to float.'

My teacher yelled, 'If denial is a river in Egypt, then you’re the dumbest sand in the desert.'

He DM’d me, 'Denial is a river in Egypt, and I’m the dumbest fish in the sea.'