a river in egypt

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A made-up excuse for being a total idiot. It’s like saying you’re so clueless, you think the Nile is a river in Egypt, not a real place.

My mom said, 'Denial is a river in Egypt, and you’re swimming in it.'

He tried to argue with the cop, saying, 'Denial is a river in Egypt, and I’m the strongest swimmer.'

She texted me, 'You’re so in denial, it’s like a river in Egypt, and you’re the dumbest fish.'

A stupid lie people tell when they’re too dumb to accept the truth. It’s like saying the Nile is a river in Egypt, and you’re too thick to notice.

My brother said, 'Denial is a river in Egypt, and I’m the only one who knows how to float.'

My teacher yelled, 'If denial is a river in Egypt, then you’re the dumbest sand in the desert.'

He DM’d me, 'Denial is a river in Egypt, and I’m the dumbest fish in the sea.'

A ridiculous excuse for being a total moron. It’s like you think the Nile is a river in Egypt, and you’re the only one who’s clueless.

My friend said, 'Denial is a river in Egypt, and I’m the dumbest fish in the Nile.'

My dad said, 'You’re so in denial, it’s like a river in Egypt, and you’re the dumbest fish in the sea.'

She texted me, 'Denial is a river in Egypt, and I’m the dumbest fish in the Nile, and I’m not even swimming.'