a river in egypt
A made-up excuse for being a total idiot. It’s like saying you’re so clueless, you think the Nile is a river in Egypt, not a real place.
My mom said, 'Denial is a river in Egypt, and you’re swimming in it.'
He tried to argue with the cop, saying, 'Denial is a river in Egypt, and I’m the strongest swimmer.'
She texted me, 'You’re so in denial, it’s like a river in Egypt, and you’re the dumbest fish.'