A reggie ledoux
A hairy man who thinks America is the best thing since sliced bread and would rather eat a gator than a vegetable he doesn’t like. He drinks cheap beer and thinks drugs are for weak people who don’t love the flag.
"I’d rather hunt gators than take a hit of weed. That’s just weak."
"America’s the best. I don’t need no fancy drugs to know that."
"Camouflage is my religion. Beer is my church."