A reggie ledoux

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A hairy man who thinks America is the best thing since sliced bread and would rather eat a gator than a vegetable he doesn’t like. He drinks cheap beer and thinks drugs are for weak people who don’t love the flag.
"I’d rather hunt gators than take a hit of weed. That’s just weak."
"America’s the best. I don’t need no fancy drugs to know that."
"Camouflage is my religion. Beer is my church."
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A man with a beard who thinks America is perfect and would rather shoot a gator than eat a salad. He drinks beer like it’s water and thinks taking drugs is for people who don’t love the flag.
"I took a hit of weed once. It was a betrayal of the flag."
"Camouflage is better than a suit. Beer is better than wine."
"I hunt gators for fun. I don’t need no drugs for that."
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A hairy man who loves America more than his own mom and would rather drink beer than take a pill. He wears camouflage and hunts gators like it’s his job. He thinks drugs are for people who don’t respect the flag.
"I don’t need no drugs. I’ve got beer and the American flag."
"Camouflage is my second skin. Gators are my first meal."
"I took a hit of weed once. It was a slap in the face of freedom."
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