A Recognize Speech
The excuse you made up when you got caught cheating on your love interest and you tried to act like you still had a chance.
Hey babe, I swear it was just a one-time thing. I didn't even like her that much.
I told her I was just testing the waters. Like, I didn't actually know she was my love interest.
I said I was just trying to make her jealous. And it totally worked... until she showed up at my house.