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The excuse you made up when you got caught cheating on your love interest and you tried to act like you still had a chance.

Hey babe, I swear it was just a one-time thing. I didn't even like her that much.

I told her I was just testing the waters. Like, I didn't actually know she was my love interest.

I said I was just trying to make her jealous. And it totally worked... until she showed up at my house.

The story you told your love interest to cover up the fact that you’re a total disaster and you don’t deserve them.

I told them I was just being adventurous. Like, I didn’t realize I was being a total mess.

I said I was just trying to find myself. Which, honestly, I still am.

I claimed I was just trying to be cool. Which is not cool at all.

The half-truth you gave your love interest when you realized you had no idea what you were doing.

I said I was just trying to figure things out. Which I still am.

I told them I was just being honest. Which, at this point, is a little scary.

I said I was just giving it a shot. Which, honestly, I still am.