A real winner
A way of telling someone they're the biggest failure who probably got kicked out of heaven for being loud
My teacher called me a real winner after I yelled at the math problems and threw my pencil at the clock.
My dog said I was a real winner after I tripped over my own feet and knocked over a whole jar of cookies.
My brother called me a real winner when I cried at the grocery store because the milk was out of order.