A real winner

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A backhanded compliment that calls someone a total piece of garbage who probably got their head kicked in by a donkey

You just called me a real winner after I ate your lunch and threw it at the principal.

My mom said I was a real winner when I cried in the middle of a math test.

My friend said I was a real winner after I failed my history exam and set my textbook on fire.

A way of telling someone they're the biggest failure who probably got kicked out of heaven for being loud

My teacher called me a real winner after I yelled at the math problems and threw my pencil at the clock.

My dog said I was a real winner after I tripped over my own feet and knocked over a whole jar of cookies.

My brother called me a real winner when I cried at the grocery store because the milk was out of order.

A fancy way of saying someone is the worst and probably got hit by a bus just for being annoying

My dad called me a real winner after I broke his favorite chair and tried to eat the couch.

My neighbor said I was a real winner when I screamed at the mailman and chased him with a broom.

My friend called me a real winner after I drew on the classroom walls with permanent marker and got sent to the principal's office.