My history teacher is a real Severus Snape. He says I'm doing great but he's just waiting for me to mess up so he can take credit for my work.

My best friend is a real Severus Snape. She said I was cool until I got better grades than her.

My uncle is a real Severus Snape. He said he was happy for me when I got a job, but I know he's just waiting for me to fail so he can laugh at me.