a real Severus Snape

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a person who acts like they're the smartest person in the room but secretly think everyone else is a moron and they just wait for someone to make a mistake so they can laugh about it

My math teacher is a real Severus Snape. He acts like I failed the test on purpose.

My mom is a real Severus Snape. She says I'm doing great but I know she's just waiting for me to trip over my own feet.

My brother is a real Severus Snape. He pretends he's helping me with my homework but he's just waiting for me to mess up so he can tease me.

by Slangipedia 6d ago

a person who talks down to you like you're a kid who just spilled juice on their pants

My gym teacher is a real Severus Snape. He said I looked like a cow wearing a helmet when I fell off the parallel bars.

My dad is a real Severus Snape. He told me I should've known I was going to fail the test because I didn't study.

My crush is a real Severus Snape. She said I looked like a confused raccoon when I asked her to the dance.

by Slangipedia 6d ago

a person who hides their true feelings behind a mask of superiority and will stab you in the back if you get too close

My history teacher is a real Severus Snape. He says I'm doing great but he's just waiting for me to mess up so he can take credit for my work.

My best friend is a real Severus Snape. She said I was cool until I got better grades than her.

My uncle is a real Severus Snape. He said he was happy for me when I got a job, but I know he's just waiting for me to fail so he can laugh at me.

by Slangipedia 6d ago

a person who acts like they're the only one who knows what's going on but will make you feel like an idiot if you question them

My science teacher is a real Severus Snape. He said I was stupid for not knowing the answer to the question.

My neighbor is a real Severus Snape. He said he was just helping me with my math homework but I know he's just showing off.

My mom's best friend is a real Severus Snape. She said I was lucky to pass the test but I know she's just waiting for me to fail.

by Slangipedia 6d ago

a person who won't let you forget your mistakes and will rub it in your face every chance they get

My math teacher is a real Severus Snape. He said I was a disaster and he wouldn't let me forget it.

My brother is a real Severus Snape. He made me eat my lunch in front of everyone when I spilled it.

My crush is a real Severus Snape. She said I was a mess when I asked her to the dance and she won't let me forget it.

by Slangipedia 6d ago