A Real Fudge-Popper
A person who poops so much, they have a calendar for their bowel movements. They take their time and use fancy words like 'deuce' and 'dump.'
He texted me, 'I just dropped a deuce and it was majestic.'
He told the toilet, 'You're my favorite seat in the house.'
He pooped so long, the toilet started a band.