a quick drink
a tiny amount of alcohol that turns you into a raving lunatic who thinks they can beat up the whole world with one punch and then cries in a bathroom.

A "Quick Drink" is like a tiny monster that lives in your belly and makes you think you're Superman, until you realize you're just really drunk and probably going to fall down.

A "Quick Drink" is like a magic potion that makes you think you can dance on a ceiling, but then you trip over your own feet and spill your drink on a teacher.

I had one quick drink and now I’m fighting my neighbor over who owns the sidewalk.
Quick drink = 1 sip = 100 problems.
Quick drink. Now I’m arguing with my cat about my life choices.
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