a quick drink

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a tiny amount of alcohol that turns you into a raving lunatic who thinks they can beat up the whole world with one punch and then cries in a bathroom.

I had one quick drink and now I’m fighting my neighbor over who owns the sidewalk.

Quick drink = 1 sip = 100 problems.

Quick drink. Now I’m arguing with my cat about my life choices.

by Slangipedia 16d ago

a party that starts at midnight and ends when you black out, then you wake up the next day with no memory and a hangover that could kill a horse.

Quick drink = 2 AM = 1000 regrets.

I had a quick drink and now I don’t remember my own phone number.

Quick drink = 3 AM = 2000 regrets and a broken chair.

by Slangipedia 16d ago

a drink so fast you barely swallow it, but it makes you feel like you’ve just won the lottery and your ex is coming back to you.

Quick drink = 1 second = 1000 feelings.

I had a quick drink and now I think I’m in love with my barista.

Quick drink = 1 gulp = 1000 dreams.

by Slangipedia 16d ago

a quick drink is when you guzzle down a drink so fast you might as well have swallowed the bartender and the bar.

I drank a whole bottle of rum in 10 seconds. My friend died. Literally.

I took one sip and passed out. My dog ate my keys.

I drank so much I forgot my own name. My mom thought I was a ghost.

by Slangipedia 5d ago

a quick drink is like a punch in the face, but with more alcohol and less mercy.

I had a quick drink and then I cried in a public toilet.

I drank so fast my throat was on fire. My friend laughed so hard he fell over.

I drank it and then I forgot my password. My mom had to reset it.

by Slangipedia 5d ago

a quick drink is when you drink like you're trying to get drunk before your mom yells at you.

I drank so fast my dad thought I was trying to kill myself.

I had a quick drink and then I texted my ex. He called me a drunk loser.

I drank so much I walked into a wall. My neighbor thought I was a ghost.

by Slangipedia 5d ago