a Product of the Internet
Someone who got their personality messed up by the internet. They know all the inside jokes but can’t talk to real people without getting confused.
"I know all the internet jokes," said Alex, who then asked his mom, "What is a "meme"?"
During dinner, Mia said, "I’m not weird, I’m just a product of the internet. I have 10,000 followers." Her dad asked, "Who is following you?" She said, "My goldfish."
When asked why he talks to his computer, Brian replied, "Because I’m a product of the internet. Real people are too confusing."