a Product of the Internet

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A person who got their brain fried by the internet. They like weird stuff and say stupid things because they spent too much time watching memes and arguing online.
"I think the sky is actually a meme," said Timmy, who spends 12 hours a day on TikTok.
"Why do you wear a hat?" asked Lisa. "Because my brain is too broken to handle the real world," replied Jake.
During lunch, Max yelled, "I am a product of the internet! I know everything!" Then he cried because a cat video made him sad.
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A kid who thinks they're cool because they know all the online slang and post weird stuff online. They probably will never leave their room.
"I’m not weird, I’m just a product of the internet," said Sarah after she posted a 30-minute video of her pet goldfish eating cereal.
During math class, Mark whispered, "Why do you think the teacher is mad? Because she doesn’t understand memes."
Tom texted his friend: "I’m a product of the internet. I think the moon is a conspiracy."
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Someone who got their personality messed up by the internet. They know all the inside jokes but can’t talk to real people without getting confused.
"I know all the internet jokes," said Alex, who then asked his mom, "What is a "meme"?"
During dinner, Mia said, "I’m not weird, I’m just a product of the internet. I have 10,000 followers." Her dad asked, "Who is following you?" She said, "My goldfish."
When asked why he talks to his computer, Brian replied, "Because I’m a product of the internet. Real people are too confusing."
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A person who thinks the internet is their real life. They argue with strangers and think they’re famous.
"I have 100,000 followers. I am a product of the internet," said Emily, who had 3 followers.
During recess, James yelled at a cloud, "You’re not cool enough to be my friend!" His friend asked, "Why?" He said, "Because I’m a product of the internet."
When asked why he fights with his brother, Daniel said, "Because he doesn’t understand memes. I’m a product of the internet."
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