A poundland Paula
A poundland Paula is a woman who thinks she’s rich because she has a fake tan and a discount card. She has two kids with two different guys and still lives in her dad’s shed. She’s the worst kind of human.
My cousin is a poundland Paula. She had my niece with a takeaway driver and thinks she’s a movie star.
That woman at the bus stop is a poundland Paula. She wears a dress that smells like a bin.
My sister is a poundland Paula. She had my nephew with a gardener and still lives in her brother’s house.