A poundland Paula

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A poundland Paula is a woman who smells like old beer and floor cleaner. She has kids with two guys and doesn’t have a job. She’s the kind of person who eats chips for breakfast and cries at the cinema.
My aunt is a poundland Paula. She had three kids with three different guys and still lives in her mum’s house.
That girl in the pub is a poundland Paula. She’s got a tattoo of a heart and a beer can on her arm.
My ex said I was a poundland Paula. I told her to go jump in a puddle.
by Slangipedia 17d ago
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A poundland Paula is a woman who spends her day in the kitchen drinking cheap wine. She’s got two kids and two boyfriends and thinks she’s a queen. She’s the reason the planet is full of sad people.
My mum is a poundland Paula. She had my brother with a builder and me with a barman.
That lady at the supermarket is a poundland Paula. She has a dog that smells like a gym sock.
My friend’s girlfriend is a poundland Paula. She eats chips with ketchup and thinks she’s fancy.
by Slangipedia 17d ago
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A poundland Paula is a woman who thinks she’s rich because she has a fake tan and a discount card. She has two kids with two different guys and still lives in her dad’s shed. She’s the worst kind of human.
My cousin is a poundland Paula. She had my niece with a takeaway driver and thinks she’s a movie star.
That woman at the bus stop is a poundland Paula. She wears a dress that smells like a bin.
My sister is a poundland Paula. She had my nephew with a gardener and still lives in her brother’s house.
by Slangipedia 17d ago
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