A popa John
A popa John is when someone puts a burning pizza in your pants like it’s a curse from the pizza gods.
My friend got a popa John at the restaurant. He had to take off his pants in the middle of a movie.
My mom gave me a popa John for not doing my homework. I cried like a baby.
At the game, a guy got a popa John and ran out screaming like a mad man.