A popa John

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A popa John is when a lava-hot pizza is thrown at someone’s crotch like it’s the last meal of the century.

My cousin got a popa John at the pizza place. He screamed like he was on fire.

At the party, someone got a popa John and started running naked through the street.

I got a popa John from my brother. Now I can’t sit down without burning my ass.

A popa John is when someone puts a burning pizza in your pants like it’s a curse from the pizza gods.

My friend got a popa John at the restaurant. He had to take off his pants in the middle of a movie.

My mom gave me a popa John for not doing my homework. I cried like a baby.

At the game, a guy got a popa John and ran out screaming like a mad man.

A popa John is when you get a pizza so hot it feels like your pants are melting and your balls are on fire.

My dad gave me a popa John for being late. I was burning up like a cheese bomb.

At the pizza place, the guy behind me got a popa John and started dancing like he was on fire.

I got a popa John from my sister. Now I walk like I’ve been roasted.