A 'Plenty' Poo
A 'Plenty' Poo is when you do a dump and only need one wipe, like you're too good for the rest of the toilet paper. It's the dump of champions.
Did a 'Plenty' Poo and my dad said, 'You're the champion of laziness.'
My 'Plenty' Poo was so good, my sister asked if I was training for the Olympics.
Did a 'Plenty' Poo and left the bathroom like I was a king. My brother came in and smelled like a fart.